Hai Katharine. I am currently locked inside my car!! The keys are in the house. I am getting really scurrrred and dunno what to do. Any advice? Thanks so much Kath a rine.


Bat Man

My dearest Bat Man,

I can see we're off to a strikingly serious start with this whole advice thing. If I were in your shoes (assuming that you are wearing shoes, as I wouldn't be completely shocked if you weren't since you did in fact "lock" yourself in your own car), I would start singing Christmas songs to myself. Then when you get sick of that, maybe think about using the phone that you asked me this question on to call for assistance. Or just open the car door, they unlock from inside. Good luck on your journey.

Yours truly,

The Damsel